WRITINGS







January 4th, 2021

Ruination

I’d like to die falling, grabbing onto air, feeling the enclaspment of my favourite underwear. I’ve never pulled my penis through the cock flap when I pee, never crossed that fearsome threshold. My friends are hooking up at peep shows, they’re crawling through the goo to suck a nameless lover in a box. They’re all […]


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January 4th, 2021

Walther PPK With Pickles, Peppers and Ketchup

We’re about to kill PM Scott Morrison with concealable Liberator pistols and we’re eating Triple Stacker Kings topped with smoky bacon, melted American cheese and the Stacker sauce. We’re about to kill Pres Emmanuel Macron with OTS anthrax dart guns and we’re eating two large Original Stuffed Crust Meat Lover’s packed with pepperoni, Italian sausage, […]


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