We’re about to kill PM Scott Morrison with concealable Liberator pistols and we’re eating

Triple Stacker Kings topped with smoky bacon,

melted American cheese and the Stacker sauce.

We’re about to kill Pres Emmanuel Macron with OTS anthrax dart guns and we’re eating

two large Original Stuffed Crust Meat Lover’s packed with pepperoni, Italian sausage,

ham, bacon, seasoned pork and beef.

We’re about to kill Chan. Angela Merkel with Raytheon Silent Guardian DEWs and we’re eating

Flamin Hot Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme with fresco, jalapeño,

Mexican Pizza Sauce and Wild Strawberry Candy Freezes.

We’re about to kill Pres. Xi Xinping with Bulgarian umbrella guns and we’re eating

Double Quarter Pounders With Cheese topped with slivered onions, tangy pickles

and two slices of melty cheese on a sesame seed bun.

We’re about to kill Pres. Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador with LPO-50 Flamethrowers and we’re eating

Flamethrower Grill Burgers topped with fiery FlameThrower sauce,

melted pepper jack cheese, jalapeno, beef strips, tomato and fresh lettuce.

We’re about to kill Pres Charles Michel with HM3 Poison Dart Frog watches and we’re eating

Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki on 12-inch Italian Parmesan Oregano buns with Monterey Cheddar, red onions, tomatoes, and Chipotle Southwest sauce.